Originally Posted By Marlin Perkins You wanna know what really gets me steamed??? Going to a Japanese restaurant like Benihana's where you sit with people you don't know in front of a grill while a crazy chef is clinking his knives in front of you. You order a beer and some hot saki. After about the third saki, the lemon-water-drinker sitting next to you starts to give you the look. You know the look--The old, "is he seriously going to order another saki?" look. Man, I hate that. Thankfully, at that point, I don't really care.
Originally Posted By Lady Starlight MP, you should have turned to the water drinker and said, It's ok I'm an airline pilot and I need me a little 'pick me up' befor my next flight'... then look at your watch and exclaim" wholy cow, I gotta go, we leave in 10 minutes! Remember Foster Brooks on the Dean Martin Show? LOL <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ddFSJzjeyw&feature=related" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...=related</a>
Originally Posted By TINK-MOBILE Did you hear about the Blonde gal who did not want to give up her seat in the first class section, another passenger was complaining bitterly , no one could convince this gal to leave her seat for the correct one in economy , then airplane pilot came bye, got the scoop, then whispered in her ear, and said, where are you flying too, she replied Disneyland, he then whispered to her, this section of the plane does not go to disneyland, economy in the back does, she quickly left, when asked what he said, he replied, my wife is a blonde as well..there was.no more compaining for the rest of that flight..lol : )
Originally Posted By Marlin Perkins Thanks, Lady S for that link. LOL I forgot about that old bit. What a classic! After watching, I read about Foster and it said he rarely drank. In 1964 he took a $10 bet to give up drinking. He gave up the drunk character in the 80's because of the "public sensibilities regarding drunkenness." Dang lemon-water-drinkers.
