Why I have given up on Laughing Place.

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    Originally Posted By Kennesaw Tom

    SuzieQ you just never had a good clam experience. I love stuffies.... they quahogs that are cooked, chopped up and mixed with bread stuffing and baked in the shells. Also at thanksgiving its popular back home to have quahog stuffing with the turkey.
     
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    >>>clams, mollusk, quahogs, cherry stones, little necks, mussels, steamers. Anyone still think I was born in Georgia?<<<

    You could have been born in Georgia and do crossword puzzles.
     
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    Originally Posted By Kennesaw Tom

    Did you know that its illegal to mix clams and tomatos in Massachusetts, Connecticut and New Hampshire?

    I think the government needs to stay the heck out of out kitchens.

    Free Jello 1-2-3 for EVERYONE!!!!
     
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    Originally Posted By Kennesaw Tom

    OK, then... what a bubbler? or a coffee cabinet?
     
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    Originally Posted By Kennesaw Tom

    What does Ted Kennedy use for a nightshirt?
     
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    I don't want to know, but I have a morbid fascination.

    What?
     
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    Originally Posted By Kennesaw Tom

    A button down Oxford....XXXL
     
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    There's a visual for you.
     
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    Originally Posted By DlandJB

    OK, well I jumped in to say "Stay!" but I see that all is well (except now I have to think about Teddy K in an oversized oxford -- thanks for that visual...eccch.

    Take it from a reformed WE reader/writer. The world is a happier place withouy slogging through all of that mud.
     
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    Originally Posted By cape cod joe

    Didn't Sherman burn all the antejellum mansions in 64 on his infamous march to the sea? Oh no, the men stopped for some fried clams with bellies.:)
     
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    Originally Posted By cape cod joe

    KT--schedule
    Tues--Best as clubhouse is closed Mondays in May and June.
    11 office then off to Hyannis harbor Baxter's Restaurant (barge on water-Teddy's favorite clam shack---hopefully at noon he'll still be sleeping and wouldn't have wiped out all the fried clams); up to Ridge to range to work off my belly from eating aforementioned bellies; walk the 400 yards home with kids from bus stop and hang out at house till 4; dinner across Country Club Rd to clubhouse as they close early at 5; then quickly I have to leave at 5:05 for Brad's 5:45 little league game. Sorry for all our STUFF we have to do but that should make it worth the ride especially the suspense to see if Tedddy wiped out the clams at Baxter's?:)
     
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    Originally Posted By cape cod joe

    KT --e me at my profile-Thanks joe
     
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    Originally Posted By Kennesaw Tom

    will do Joe.
     
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    Originally Posted By RoadTrip

    The Tripsters play golf…

    Our favorite local executive course:

    Hole 1
    This hole is designed to make lousy golfers think they can actually golf. Almost EVERYONE hits the green off the tee. This is golf as it should be.

    Hole 2
    This hole is designed to take away the confidence from #1 and show you just how lousy you really are. My wife ALWAYS ends up in the rough on the right side of the fairway. What always amazes me is how her next shot or two again lands in the rough on the right side of the fairway. This is when she uses her Hand Wedge and picks up the ball and throws it towards the green. We consider the Hand Wedge to be a legal club.

    Hole 3
    This is a short hole but is littered with hazards. If you can get from the tee to the green without your shoes or ball turning blackish green it is almost a miracle. Goose poop you know. I once hit a goose with my tee shot and the darn thing just continued to stand there. How stupid are they anyway?

    Hole 4
    This whole gives you the option of playing around the water or across it. If you play around it you look like a wimp. If you play across it you always lose your ball. Even if you make it across the water, the green is sloped back towards it. Unless you lay the ball up there exactly right it rolls off the green and back into the water. We always use water balls on this hole (crummy hacked up golf balls so we don’t lose good ones).

    Hole 5
    You always have to wait at this hole for the group ahead of you. I don’t know why. Maybe they are all so disgusted after #4 that they took a break. The hole is rather non-descript. The excitement comes when I lose patience and tee off before the previous group is off the green. I usually can’t make that green in one. But sometimes I do. No way THAT ISNâ€T EXCITING!!

    Hole 6
    I don’t know why anyone would put a hole like this on a nice little executive course. The thing is about a million yards long and it is all uphill. We usually bring a sandwich to eat if we get hungry while playing this hole.

    Hole 7
    This hole is a nice little hole unless you hit the drainage ditch and culvert along the right side of the fairway. My wife always hits it. It is kind of a wet version of Hole 2.

    Hole 8
    This hole gives you confidence again. The hole is down a large hill from the tee and you almost always hit the green off the tee. If we’ve done poorly on #7, we’ll sometimes give ourselves a birdie on # 8. Even if we didn’t quite get it. Because, well you know, we really COULD have.

    Hole 9
    There is water along the entire fairway on this hole, but it is off to the left. I always slice and never hook, so it really isn’t a problem for me. For some reason we always have a difficult time putting on this green. The ball never goes where you think it will go, and never seems to go the same way twice. The best we ever did on this hole was when we played it in complete darkness. Sometimes it is better not seeing what you are doing. Finding our tee shot took a while though. Right off the green is a picnic table. It is useful for totaling your scorecard and having a place to sit while you wash the goose poop off your shoes. There is a ball cleaner there so you can wash the poop off your balls too. GOLF BALLS.

    See? I certainly don’t see how anyone could think golf is boring!
     
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    Originally Posted By sherrytodd

    Zzzzzzzzzz

    Huh? Oh sorry. Must have nodded off there. =)
     
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    Originally Posted By SuzieQ

    How SuzieQ spends time at the golf course:

    Enter clubhouse through large carved oak doors. Proceed down hallway, past the executive locker rooms to where the hallways "T" at the fireplace. Turn right. Enter the lounge. Order a vodka cranberry and calimari. Exit doors to the left onto the beautiful patio overlooking the first tee. Admire Canadian Geese who refuse to move from the 18th fairway; they honk at the golfers. Admire lake next to golf course. Pull up a chair near the rail and laugh at everyone who shanks and slices off the first tee, while sipping my drink and enjoying the sunshine.
     
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    Originally Posted By friendofdd

    I'm not a drinker, but I'm having a hard time imagining something with calamari in it.
     
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    Originally Posted By SuzieQ

    LOL!
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    ^ ^ ^ ^

    Ding! Ding! Ding! There you go!

    RoadTrip, I so appreciate your golf description. Not the description itself of this dull game, I mean, I appreciate the fact that you stopped at 9 holes.
     
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    Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan

    Ooops. 'There you go' was for Suzie's way of golfing.
     

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