Originally Posted By Kar2oonMan gun so LOUD head hurts talk like EdisYoda I do when drunk on root beer I am. (hiccup!)
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland There there 2oony... we can get all the help you need... ;;phone rings;; Ya? ;;listens;; IT'S GOING TO COST WHAT!?!?!?!?!?! ;;hangs up;; Sorry 2oony, I don't like you THAT much!
Originally Posted By Mrs Nurmi 2oony, I just got the best email about the varying degrees of hangovers. It'll make ya stop drinking that root beer right quick, I tell ya.
Originally Posted By FaMulan (((((((2oony)))))))))) <takes a draught from her pint of Harp> *sigh* You did stand up for your snack of choice, you have nothing to be ashamed of. I guess people prefer to be mired into greasy, doughy, mind-numbing religion where they don't have to think about any other snack item. You fought the good fight and didn't compromise your principles.
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland ;;phone rings;; Hello? ;;listens;; uh-huh . .. . uh-huh . .. Wait... I lost you at "hello, is this David?" ;;hangs up;;
Originally Posted By MrNiceGuy >>IT'S GOING TO COST WHAT!?!?!?!?!?! ;;hangs up;; Sorry 2oony, I don't like you THAT much!<< Hmmm...funny! He never cares how much it costs to keep me around. Thank you, Kinf of All Things Wonderful!
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland Sssssssshhhhh!!! ;;looks up to see Great Stone Dragon standing over him with a mean look and his hand outstretched;; See what you did? ;;pays Great Stone Dragon to once again keep Greg outta trouble;; Sheesh! -The Kinf was here!
Originally Posted By MeanOldPirate Me mates! Me crew! They’ve all deserted me. Filthy bilge rats! Waitress! Another bowl of Orville over here, extra butter! [threeundertwo enters, and pulls up a chair at the captain’s table] “It’s over old man, time to turn it in and get out of here†No No! I can still lead this ship! “You gave away your identity, broke the pirate’s code, you’ll have to stop posting now. Real pirates know when to hit that ‘log in as another user’ button.†Jes once! “That’s like saying you showed them the secret hideout just once, or gave away the map to the treasure just once. It’s all over. Time to come with me to the mini-van†But what abouts our raidin party? What about that trip to Waikiki to gets some In-n-out burgers? What about them pirate tests an names an all! “Your first mate will have to take care of all that I’m afraid†Tink! Me friend! Play me my favorite song again! <-- tosses Tinkerbell a quarter. She flits over to the jukebox and drops the quarter in. The opening lines of “Puff the Magic Dragon†can be heard. MeanOldPirate begins sobbing in his root beer. I coulda been the best of em. Could a led em all ta glory an riches. Heh Heh, I even had the King of Laughing Place as me cabin boy fer a bit! An Orddu! Ah she left me! My Orddu!! “It’s all a sham old man. This isn’t your laughing place any more. Don’t make me resort to drastic measures.†[pulls a gun from her purse] Hey! How’d ya git in here with that! There be rules about no weapons in this here pub! “Yes, but absolutely nobody but a mom can fathom what’s in this purse. Come with me old man.†An what if I tells ya no! “Don’t make me start counting!†Arrr! “That’s one!†Tink! Play me Believe – There’s Magic in the Stars! [Tink goes back to the jukebox, and drops a quarter in] “That’s two for stalling!†I knows who killed Whistler! “Nice try. That’s THREE!†[threeundertwo cocks her gun just as MeanOldPirate pulls a revolver from his boot and takes aim. The jukebox thunders out the chorus: THERE’S MAGIC IN THE STARS, THERE’S MAGIC EVERYWHEEEERE YOU LOOK…] Shots ring out.
Originally Posted By threeundertwo <--blows across the barrel of her gun to clear the smoke. Stands up and tosses some coins on the table. Sorry about the mess. <---Walks through the swinging doors out into the parking lot, where she sees otherwise normal people cavorting on a big cardboard box with crayon scribblings on it. A strange person jumps out from around the corner. “Hi, I’m Thai, did you know about the nutritional content of popcorn?†[tries to hand her a url.] BLAM BLAM….thud. Man, that guy was just annoying! <-puts her gun in her purse, takes out her pda and flips it open. Makes a check mark on a to-do list and smiles. Walks past the parking lot and out through the mist that separates Laughing Place from the real world.
Originally Posted By iluvdisneyland uh... Well it's not that I'm COMPLAINING or anything, but...uh... good shot!
