Originally Posted By MeanOldPirate I'll give ya till tha count a three ta skeedadle outta here! Unless ya is ready ta be a pirate! I learnt that countin trick from tha meanest villain of all...
Originally Posted By cmpaley We heard a rumors. We came to investigate and look at this! Shameful! All Churroians, follow me to safety!
Originally Posted By Blacksheep Uncle I'm guessing there is a Sun Wheel hidden out behind the pub too...
Originally Posted By MeanOldPirate <---twirls his revolver and puts it back into the holster. Works every time. Tink! Play me favorite song! [Tinkerbell flits to the jukebox, drops a quarter in...] "Puff the Magic Dragon Lived by the Sea And frolicked in the Autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee...
Originally Posted By wendebird Hmmmm, I've used that counting trick quite a bit me self Pirate. Works like a charm. *quietly follows cmpaley out the door* Man, what WAS that smell in there?!?!?
Originally Posted By disneygurl I just wanted to safely take David outta here, but for some reason he thinks Im Swamp Thing!! I dont see why!!?! ::takes off green glove:: Lead the way to holy churro ground!!! :O)
Originally Posted By cmpaley *Considers the damage* Am I going to have to exorcise the popcorn demons from you? Answer me honestly!
Originally Posted By friendofdd In comes a huge monster of a man, all scarred and mean. He pounds on the bar, breaking it into pieces, and demands a tub of popcorn to go. "I ain't hanging round here. Run for your lives. Threeundertwo is comin' and she's packin' heat. Ane he quickly runs out the door.
Originally Posted By cmpaley Hmmm... well... We can SCARE the demon out through means of the Death Wheel... but I made an Imperial Order forbidding getting him back onto it... So...it looks like tickle torture is they only way. Oooooh, David....come here! *holds hands out menacingly*
Originally Posted By threeundertwo <---Swings open the door and is silhouetted against the moonlight. I'm sick. I'm cranky. I need some Nyquil. Anybody who likes churros better clear out. I'm a mom. Don't make me disappointed in you.
Originally Posted By MeanOldPirate <---cocks his gun yet again. I'd be a listenin ta her iffin I was you! Clear out! Me an threeundertwo gots some things ta discuss!
Originally Posted By cmpaley *holds David down* He's all yours Lindz. To David: By the Most Holy Churro...come OUT, vile popcorn demon!
Originally Posted By threeundertwo Hey old man, is this your badger? Molly scuttles through the door, her breath smelling of badger chow. Takes one look at the goofy costume and hesitates.
Originally Posted By MeanOldPirate Hey! Molly! It's me! Come ta pappa! Molly scurries and squeals and sits on MeanOldPirate's shoulder.
Originally Posted By disneygurl *Tickle Tickle Tickle* This is for your own good, David!!! C'mon Chris...you can DO it!!!